Post by Rick on Aug 14, 2007 14:32:15 GMT -5
> Chuck forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked
> off at him. Claudia told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
> the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
> THERE."
>
> The next morning, Chuck got up really early.
> When his wife woke up a couple of hours later,
> she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
> small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, Claudia put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the
> box
> into the house and opened it, and she found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Chuck is not yet well enough to have visitors.
> off at him. Claudia told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
> the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
> THERE."
>
> The next morning, Chuck got up really early.
> When his wife woke up a couple of hours later,
> she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
> small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, Claudia put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the
> box
> into the house and opened it, and she found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Chuck is not yet well enough to have visitors.