Post by Rick on Mar 2, 2010 2:14:50 GMT -5
Never? Lie to a smart woman
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Townsville with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good..
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish??
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Trout. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?'?
You'll? love the answer...
The wife replied, '
"I did. They're in your tackle box"
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Townsville with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good..
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish??
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Trout. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?'?
You'll? love the answer...
The wife replied, '
"I did. They're in your tackle box"